Times we live in today are very challenging, our Glorious Nation of Canada, is no longer in a friendly surroundings. “Biff” is back in the White House and he is pissed off, not only with our superior hockey skills, but with our superior Canadian beer too.

Our multiple delegations dispatched to play golf with “Biff”, ended (under the best case scenarios) only as his golf caddies, not being able to beg for any mercy (they should have tried beforehand at least to get some advice from the UKRO president Vazelinsky, who mastered his “beggar trade worldwide) instead they ran home with their tails between the legs; Bringing here not only an enlarged Tariff threat, but a very realistic threat of the US full scale military invasion.

 

SHOULD CANADA BRACE FOR IMPACT?

My Glorious Canadian compatriots- Devil himself is knocking on our door. We must get ready, we must pull out all our resources together, put aside all our differences (which are not so insignificant & small these days) and face our Mega Enemy at this Zero Tariffic Hour. I know some pessimistic compatriots would say now- we don’t stand any chance against US Organized Crime Military Machine, and Yellow haired Biff from WH. But c’mon don’t sell ourselves short. We got a potential, a huge potential- especially if we turn all our disadvantages into our advantages. Let me explain-

Very sad fact is that in just a span of couple decades, we succeeded to turn our Glorious and Prosperous Canada into a miserable “Third Country Alike” land. Which is visible to anyone, who at present times attempts to walk our streets, ride on a public transit, visits hospitals, or enroll their kids into the public schools system.. It’s very obvious, and let’s be frank- this system is falling apart- before our eyes.  Not only due to the political & financial mismanagement and corruption at all federal levels, but also due to the uncontrolled legal and illegal migration, the epidemic social disorder, our “crime friendly” legal system, and just name it.. Obviously our infrastructure, not only the physical one, but a national and cultural too, is being destroyed right before our eyes.

CANADA GET UP, AND FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT..

I know that above statement sounds quite depressing, but our huge and apparent disadvantage can be easily turned into our advantage, in the face of the pending US & A annexation/invasion, which is a very very realistic prospect today. The time for some academic, woke intellectual, discussions has passed. It’s time to pull together all our military and paramilitary resources and expertise, and to form another historical- impenetrable “Maginot Line”, this time at our Southern border, and then punch Uncle Sam in the nose so hard, that he would never again dare to attack our Glorious Nation of Canada.

First we should be aware that our aging military hardware, and our new age Diverse Military Force won’t be of much use for our defense, if we attempt to use them in a classic military style. But again “but”, all these disadvantages can be easily turned into our advantages. For example, we know that our aging Sea Fleet is pretty much beyond any repair and that our submarines are in a bad shape and many at breaking points- but we can still use them. As long as they can dive and sneak to our enemies and blow them up (together if necessary) it shouldn’t be that important if they can’t surface again. Their deep dive mission will be accomplished.

Also, most of us are aware that our warplanes are aging and outdated, and they wouldn’t be a real match to US Stealth Fighter Jet Killers, anyway not in some “proper air duel”- but we can send them low flying in a “kamikaze style” mission, and as long as they destroy the target, they don’t need to come back either.

They all will be remembered.   

OUR DILEMMA- SOLDIERS IN HIGH HEELS OR SOLDIERS IN THE HILLS?

Now we are coming to the most effective and most glorious part of our military- Canadian infantry!? I know, so much has changed since WWII and since our glorious UN missions worldwide. Our Infantry, like the rest of CAF, is today very diverse, very multi-ethnic, and often very obese (in some cases even morbid obese), their recruitment and training standards are at the highest low. So it’s too late to turn around that part, but we still can utilize them properly..

For example, if we have male (transgender) officers wearing high heels and short skirts (with fake tits) – we can put them on the top of observation towers, facing our enemies. High heels would provide them with even a higher observation point, skirts and silk panties will provide them with much better ventilation (in the case, God forbid, they soil themselves), and most importantly their makeup and their lady-like appearances will confuse our enemy, who likely will hesitate to shoot them on the spot, which might provide us with some tactical advantage. Or, who knows they might even seduce their counterparts-alike..

Let’s face another reality, under HIM, A.K.A. Black Face, our population demographics have dramatically changed, and there are less and less Glorious Canadian Patriots, who would sacrifice their lives for “Our King” when the time comes. But nowadays there are more and more very impatient & not very friendly, and often not-integrate-able residents among us- legal and illegal- immigrants or migrants. As I mentioned our entire social and otherwise infrastructure is collapsing under this politically produced (induced) human tsunami. But let’s set the record straight here, most of them are descent and family orientated fellas- but there are also so many bad apples among them.

No, you can’t blame everything on them; because they are just the opportunists, taking advantage of our evidently self-destructing system- so why not “milk it”. And as it appears that works quite well for many of them. But then again- for all of that we should blame only HIM!

After HIM, Canada will look like a wasteland, raided by reincarnated Attila the Hun himself..

So how we can utilize and put at work (in the trenches) this huge and unfriendly Alien force? As I said we cannot and we should not generalize, or express any form of prejudice here- we will try to focus here only at the proven terrorist entities, the proven war criminals and the very common criminals- who consider Canada “free for all playground”.

Recent political turbulences and high profile legal proceedings have proven to us that among our citizens, or our residents, are significant number of proven, or alleged, war criminals, members of terrorist organization, even still the living members of the most notorious Nazi units from WWII.

Let’s first (hypothetically) utilize our “always pissed-off” neighbors- Young Jihadi followers, ISIS, Hamas or Al-Qaeda sympathizers or active members- together with more and more militant Khalistani Separatists. Some of you would say- but most of these elements hate Canada, with which I would agree, but most importantly they hate US & A even more. So all we need to do here, is to direct this anger and hatred, just south of our border, and by doing so we will get a very formidable (and very expandable) infantry force.

THERE ARE BAD NAZIS AND THERE ARE GOOD NAZIS..

Somebody would say- hold on, what about WWII Ukrainian Nazis; we brought to Canada post-war, over two thousands of them, housed them, made them our citizens, and forgave them all their war crimes, not only against Russians and Poles, but against Jews too. Even today we are protecting them; by locking and hiding our historical records from WWII, because Canadian public has NO right to know!?

Not to many of them are alive today, but I guess there are at least couple dozens of them that are still able to walk, crawl on the floor, push wheelchair or hang on a walker- so they too could be utilized for some military purpose, at least as mine field sweepers or cleaners; Once we decide to charge at our Southern neighbors and penetrate deep into US & A, and once again we become a Glorious Canadian Nation..

But hold on, I completely forgot HIM- I know HE is not of much use for any military or paramilitary “function”. HE lost his Masculinity long time ago and as some observed HE jogs and walks like a little girl (with overloaded bladder), and even if he was still technically our PM, he would prove as a disastrous military leader- no doubt about it. But he got one exceptional skill, a very useful one in the time of war- he is an expert in painting the face. As we all know, for our infantry, and our Special Forces, painting the faces in black color is very beneficial- at least for their night operations. And HIS historical and hysterical Black Face will be studied in many military colleges, for centuries ahead of us.

Our Glorious PM and HIS Glorious Black Face will live forever..

So, summa summarum, our Glorious Nation of Canada got a very good chances to send BIFF (A.K.A Donald) Back To The Future…, or not?

Only time will tell…

Sigi Singidunum

Vancouver, January 2025