…Just imagine a very realistic, and not so hypothetical, scenario: Donald is about to be impeached, and Donald is just about to launch the nuclear missiles (against “the Rocket man” in N. Korea, or Ayatollah in Iran), as he demonstrated recently that he was very itchy to try.

That scenario is not going to be longer just some “smoke screen” like it was two days ago in Syria; but rather some very ugly and very big “mushroom screen”…

Syrian Bacon or- How Donald faked WarGasm…

Remember the epic Moore’s movie Canadian Bacon, from 1995? The hypothetical story about US president (Alan Alda) convinced by the CIA and a shady weapon manufacturer that “false flag” war against Canada will improve his (bad) pre-election ratings. Then he started the fake aggression against Canada, which quickly escalated into the nuclear standoff with Russia…

Or, remember the more recent Levinson’s movie Wag the dog (starring Hoffman and De Niro), from 1997? The story about another fabricated “false flag” war, started in order to distract American voters from the President’ sexual scandal.

But, let’s go to the real political life story- Remember the 49 year old (described by White House female staffers as “unzipped” and “dangerous from behind”) American president Bill Clinton from 1990ies, and his extramarital sexual affair with 22 year old intern Monica Lewinski (95-97)? His affair broke public and made the headlines in 1998. After he was lying publically about his extramarital affairs, against him were brought criminal charges for perjury and he was about to be impeached by US House of Representatives. When “the unzipped President” of US was brought before the grand jury on August 17^th 1998, he admitted the affair and that he was lying about it. Three days after this damning testimony threatened to end his presidential career, and possibly throw him in jail, President Clinton ordered the missile strikes against “the terrorist’ targets” in Afghanistan and Sudan…

…Still, his troubles did not go away, the impeachment process spilled over into 1999, to be eventually ruled out in Clinton’s favor by the tiny Senate majority, in February 1999- to be immediately followed by the Federal charges for “the contempt of court” against Bill Clinton, officially brought in April the same year.

And public was still rallying against the disgraceful President. So, Clinton needed the real and much longer war against some country (any small country, that domestic public and the world, couldn’t care less for) which will wash away the Lewinski affair and his Presidential perjury…

…Under such circumstances embattled Yugoslavia- (actually what was left of it), which was “helped” by the major Western powers to disintegrate and descend into civil wars in 1990ies- was a perfect target. After staging- in the Albanian village of Racak (ironically the scene was very similar to the “Wag the Dog” movie story) in Serbian province of Kosovo- the false flag “massacre of innocent villagers”; President Clinton ordered on March 24^th 1999, the biggest and the most savage bombardment in post-WWII Europe, against one small country: Federal Republic of Yugoslavia (Serbia & Monte Negro)…

…The relentless bombing- which resulted into the deaths of thousands civilians, the radioactive and chemical poisoning (by dropping over 10 tons of the depleted uranium projectiles, and intentionally targeting chemical factories and oil facilities), destroyed entire residential areas, and crippled the entire country infrastructure- lasted for almost three months, and ended practically, when (by admission of NATO planners) the generals “ran out of the targets”…

…But it worked well, the American public was for the next three months glued to TV screens, watching  “beautifully arranged” (by CNN and other MSM) live video streams of the  precision strikes by Tomahawks and B2 bombers, which was presented to them as “the humanitarian bombing”. The same public was not able to see the war crimes; crimes against humanity and carnage, these “precision strikes” were leaving behind.

For most of them it was something like video games, or maybe just watching some “mega fireworks”- they didn’t care for little children and innocent people being ripped apart by the President’s “smart bombs”. Same as today, they don’t care about thousands of murdered (by US military might) civilians in Mosul and Raqqa- or hundreds of thousands murdered in Yemen (by US weaponry and US military allies).

Why did I pay so much attention to Clinton’ wars, when pretty much all American Presidents were, at the times of domestic political or personal “hardships”, starting wars or “precision strike missions”? Partly because I am originally from Yugoslavia and have witnessed first or second hand, most of the events, I described in the previous chapter; but, most importantly, because Bill Clinton’s three decades old story bears so many similarities with the current Donald Trump’s story…

…In both cases we have: the embattled US president who has a problem to keep his pants zipped, who is about to be either impeached or prosecuted, whose popularity is taking a nose-diving turn, and who is not delivering well on his pre-election promises.

So, bombing somebody, or something for an incriminated Potus, appears to be a perfect solution for some political distraction. And American lawmakers and public, who too belong to the (proven) “trigger happy” nation, simply love “safe air wars”, which appear to them more like some exciting video games- less as an ugly and murderous wars- which in reality they are.

There is another coincidence- with Donald’s sudden urge to punish Syria for the alleged chemical attack “by Assad”, in which even his generals don’t believe that took place- except in its (original and staged) “false flag” version- a week ago the Netflix show about Monika Lewinski affair with President Clinton was suddenly canceled, and as we are aware, a couple days later, Donald the Potus ordered Air strikes against Syria.

Coincidence? When it comes to US politics, and their covert or overt queasy-illegal military operations, I don’t believe in the coincidences. Airing of that show- which almost certainly would “touch” the Clinton’s blowing of targets in Afghanistan, Sudan and Yugoslavia, after he was previously “blown” by Monika- certainly would draw the politically incorrect parallels…

…Between Bill Clinton affair with intern Monika Lewinski on one side; and Donald Trump and porno star Stormy Daniels, on the other side.  Not to mention that both presidents were, or are, about to be prosecuted and impeached by their own country. So Donald- for whom I believe was certainly enjoying the movies Canadian Bacon and Wag the Dog, and who was at that time personal friend with Clintons- was more than aware of Clinton’s troubles and his “way out”, so for Donald was perfectly natural that he too applies “the wag the dog”  formula…

…And two days ago he applied it, by bombing (as he would describe it) the crap out of Syria. But all of that was just the smoke screen. As we know nobody was killed, even the material damage, with exception of destroyed medical research complex, was minimal. Russians, even Syrians were quiet, with exception of a necessary UN showdown. Some back-channel, probably the French’, supplied Russians with the lists of targets, air corridors, and bombing timeline…

…And distraction from his current problems was perfect, his rating went up, even his democratic (but remember “trigger happy”) enemies were tapping him on the shoulder. Not to mention people from the military industrial complex, who simply love such trigger happy Presidents, who keep their businesses looming.

Only I am afraid, because “Hillarious bipartisan vultures” from the Capital Hill still cannot stand the impressive Trump’s presidential victory from a year ago- that they will push him to the limits of his already very “short fuse”. What is probably more offending to them- he is one anti-establishment “political commoner” who they cannot control, as they did with the previous White House “actors”. So they will keep investigating and pushing him around, hoping to impeach him and oust him of the Oval Office…

…And Donald is a proven “survival-istic animal” and unscrupulous businessman, who will do anything to hold onto his present “dream job”; In same time, he is (proven) vengeful and brutal “animal”. As we know, every animal is dangerous when cornered- this rule especially applies to Donald.

And when his “survival-istic animal” instinct kicks in next time, I am afraid, the illegal US war against Yugoslavia (which lasted a quarter of a year, during which NATO dropped 20,000 tons of bombs and missiles, on this small Balkanian country) in comparison to some Donald’s future “anti-impeachment war”, will look like “a cats cough”…

…Just imagine a very realistic, and not so hypothetical, scenario: Donald is about to be impeached, and Donald is just about to launch the nuclear missiles (against “the Rocket man” in N. Korea, or Ayatollah in Iran), as he demonstrated recently that he was very itchy to try.

That scenario is not going to be longer just some “smoke screen” like it was two days ago in Syria; but rather some very ugly and very big “mushroom screen”…

M. Novakovic, April 15th, 2018 

(M. N. is Founder of FBR Media Group)