The Heir to the Serbian throne, Crown Prince Alexander, wants Washington to pay him the  riches he says are owed him.  Apparently, it’s a lot.  Thus, he has sought the help of influential lobbyists in the United States.

According to OpenSecrets, $20,000 was paid on the prince’s behalf by J.J. Cafaro Investment Trust LLC of Youngstown, Ohio to,

“former Sen. Alfonse D’Amato (R-N.Y.) and his son Christopher D’Amato, formerly a senior counsel at the SEC, both from Park Strategies lobbying firm which was founded by the elder D’Amato.”

The prince and his kin have been waiting a long while for the return of their royal riches, apparently since World War II.

The U.S. government, however, wants something too.  For years it’s been pressuring Serbia– the prince’s people–to give up the Serbian province of Kosovo and Methohija, their Jerusalem.

The U.S. government thinks it should go to Albanian extremists, drug lords, human organ harvesters, and sex slave…